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Hawke:Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
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Varric:Hawke, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

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dear non-spanish speakers writing spiderverse fanfiction (or anything with spanglish),
in spanglish you don’t switch by word, you switch by phrase.
it’s not:
“[first part of the sentence in english], [second part of the sentence in english], mi amor.”
“[full english sentence], querida.”
it’s:
“[first part of the sentence in english], [segunda parte de la frase en español], mi amor.”
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also miles is boricua, miguel is mexican. they have two different accents and use different vocabulary for certain words.
also miles is “nyourican” - a puerto rican native to new york - while his mom is directly from the island, so there are differences there, too, because his spanish is more influence by new york english. 
here’s some good references that aren’t google translate (which usually pulls from spain, a country that speaks vastly differently from latin america)
here have some random videos on different slang/spanish accents:
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in spanish most words are gendered, so most feminine words end in a and masculine/gender neutral words end in o. adding ito/ita makes something cuter, smaller and more affectionate.
spanish nicknames that aren’t “mi amor”
- “querido/a” - darling
- “cariño” - dear (always masculine regardless, of who its being said to)
- “mi princesa/príncipe” - my prince/princess
- “mi rey/reina” - my king/queen
- “papí/mamí” - can be used in any way; romantic, sexual, familial for one’s parent or child, or just platonically
- “tesoro” - treasure
also spanish is a language that uses adjectives as terms of affection both cute ones and ones that might sound insensitive in english
- gordo (fat), flaco (skinny), negro (black), blanco (white), linda (pretty), bella (beautiful), morena (brown skin), etc.
and like most languages that are not english, spanish has multiple ways of saying i love you.
- “te amo” - romantic
- “te quiero” - familial, platonic (although there’s nothing wrong with using it romantically)
see also:
- te adoro - i adore you
- te deseo - i want you
- te necesito - i need you
 and, of course, they can vary regionally too.
please use this because i have read a lot of really well written things that take me out of it because the use of spanglish is terrible. don’t just go on your presumptions that spanish/spanglish works in the same way that english does.
buena suerte, gringos.
- signed your friendly neighborhood afro-latina
“humans don’t do anything for free” somewhere out there there is a guy who spent days if not weeks of his life cataloguing every stupid thing you can do on stardew valley so that you can minmax the fuck out of growing potatoes on a pixel grid for quite literally no reason but that it might help someone else
Wild how people hold the humans to such scrutiny over their attitude towards aliens when first contact happened during Shepard's lifetime, whereas the alien characters get a free pass for their bigotry despite having thousands of years to sort their shit out
Some more TOH Textposts
Lilith accepted that she wasn’t an inferior sister, and finally got recognized for what she could do.
Camila realized the way she was treated was wrong, and by loving her daughter, she got to love herself.
Hooty was a misfit among misfits, but was finally valued by the rest, and got another misfit as a friend.
Vee recovered from her trauma and didn’t have to hide who she was, finding her own face without having to copy others.
The Collector learned they couldn’t force friendship from others, and gained a better understanding of life.
Dana’s last ‘fuck you’ to Disney
He/they collector
Genderqueer/bi-gender papa king
TWO girlfriend kisses
Onscreen mlm kiss
Implied aladarius
a happy ending to the bi/enby couple
A happy ending to the aro/ace character
And
Death to the white Christian puritain
Late to trends lol the Clawthorne sisters visiting the human realm
TOH icons part 1!!
Please reblog and credit me if you use them <3
Owl house pride!! Ik this isnt every queer character in the show but 🤭 special shoutout to masha love them
unfortunately if you are an old friend of mine i will always care about you no matter what even if we haven't seen each other in forever because i still remember what you were like 7 years ago and i still remember how it felt to be young with you and i still have a lot of love for you in the back of my mind
























































